Bring a picnic. And a tent and some chairs. And an AC unit. We went in November, when the queues are short and temperatures in the low 80’s. One thought stayed with me all day. Why would anyone fill those queue line in July? It couldn’t be worth it.
There were other mysteries. They provide a fast pass where you stamp your ticket and get a time to skip the queue. Why were people waiting an hour for the famous space mountain. Were they hiding from the gift shops?
It’s awful, objectively speaking. The long run for the short slide. The highlight was definitely ‘It’s a small world after all’, which was grotesque. Apparently they’ve made the water deeper in it, but it’s not to deter escapees, the average American has gotten heavier: the boats need to sit deeper.
Food dreadful, and the day we were there the park was beset with technical problems. Rides kept stopping, but the highlight was definitely watching the main show in front of the castle fail twice.
This is the big centrepiece, princesses and cuddly animals right left and centre. First showing we were treated to the spectacle of ‘Zombie Minnie’. Her grey eyelids remained closed as she did her routine, apparently in a trance. A quick ER doctors eyelid flick by one of the performers and someone pulled the show. They all ran in and fired the fireworks. Time elapsed <2min. We tried to take in the second to last show. This time a faulty link for the witches microphone had them all running back in again.
I can only suppose the mouse was busy with his piano wire and corrected the operational issues, in his well known management style.
Food-wise, you need to bring the picnic basket. It’s awful, over priced and just urrrgggg! You can spot the frequent visitors. They’ve rented scooters to get their over-sized carcasses from one food court to the next. Usually they can be spotted passing on their dietary exercise and restraint to their children over a burger or four. In fairness to them, they aren’t given much alternative, as I’ve said before, the mouse doesn’t care about your welfare, just about your wallet.
Screw you Mickey, the fairground in Courtown is more amusing, and from the way your staff wave listlessly at the exits of the ride, looks like they didn’t get the ‘Arbeit macht frei’ memo.
Overhyped crap, miss it unless your children blackmail you into it.
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